Q: Will you vaccinate your child?
A: I'm not licensed to practice medicine.
Q: Was it a natural birth?
A: I was indoors at the time so, no.
Q: Do you spank your kids?
A: I certainly wouldn't spank yours.
Q: Does he sleep with you at night.
A: Yes, he sleeps at night.
Q: Is he on a schedule?
A: We're all creatures of habit.
Q: Does he sleep through the night?
A: I don't know, but I do.
Q: Are you breast feeding?
A: Not at the moment.
Q: Do your kids have the same daddy?
A: Paternity tests are so last season.
This post is in honor of Max Decker McCord born on the twenty-third day of the month of June in the year of our Lord two-thousand and ten.
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