Dear [No Subject] Email,
Why do you frustrate me so? Why must you arrive in my box without your subject on? Don't you know that I am easily offended?
How is it that you ever managed to escape without a subject? Didn't you look in the mirror before leaving this morning? Don't you know that the subject is what makes you memorable? It is what makes you easy for me to find later in my crowded inbox. It is what tells the world why you exist and what you are doing when you show up begging for their attention. Would a salesman leave his business card at home? Would a beggar neglect his hand-written card-board sign? You simply must have a subject to do your job!
Warmly,
Kevin's Inbox.
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